Humor: Roll a d6

Roll a d6 é uma divertida paródia sobre RPG da música Like a G6, o megahit do grupo Far East Movement (mais de 66 milhões de visualizações em menos de 1 ano). O seu sucesso entre os jogadores de RPG (praticamente 500 mil visualizações em menos de quinze dias) rendeu uma entrevista de seu criador, Connor Anderson, da Broken Records Films, no site da Wizards. Confiram a seguir o vídeo de Roll a d6, a letra completa da paródia, o vídeo da música original Like a G6 com legendas em português, e o link para a entrevista de Connor Anderson. A letra foi fornecida por Rian Rezende na lista de discussão da REDERPG.

A paródia:

In the basement rollin dice, I’m a wizard
When we play we do it right, candles flicker
Fighting dragons in my mind, (in my mind) just for kicks (kicks)
DM says you’re gonna die, roll a D6!

Roll a D6, roll a D6
Na-na-na-na-now DM says you’re gonna die, roll a D6!

Roll a D6, roll a D6
Na-na-na-na-now DM says you’re gonna die, roll a D6!

Gimme perception check (check)
Make your damn roll worthwhile
Players love my style, at my table gettin wild
Got these schemes a plottin, I got my map and my cloak
Got the players heads a poppin, someone get me more Coke!

HELL YEAA
Level up! Lev- Level up!
Goblins all around me I be hackin em all up!
I be hackin em all up!
I be hackin em all up!
When there’s Goblins all around me I be hackin em all up up up

In the basement rollin dice, I’m a wizard
When we play we think we fight giant lizards
Getting treasure piled high (piled high), Like the Rogue, Nyx
Steal a wallet from that guy? Roll a D6!

Roll a D6, roll a D6
Na-na-na-na-now Steal a wallet from that guy, roll a D6!

Roll a D6, roll a D6
Na-na-na-na-now Steal a wallet from that guy, roll a D6!

Keepin it keepin it wild, In the forest I got style,
I’m a level thirty ranger, I been playin for a while
This is how we live, every single night
Necromancer raise the dead , and let me see them fight (ight ight ight)
HELL YEAA
Raise em up, raise, raise em up!
Zombies all around me I be hackin them all up
I be hackin them all up
I be hackin them all up
When there zombies all around me I be hackin them all up up up

Sittin down here with these mice, I’m a wizard
When we play we go all night, eating twizzlers
Got my spell books piled high, (piled high) learning new tricks
Shooting lightning to the sky, (whispered) roll a D6!

Roll a D6, roll a D6
A HA HA HA HA Shooting lightning to the sky, roll a D6!

Roll a D6, roll a D6
A HA HA HA HA Shooting lightning to the sky, roll a D6!

Its that Dungeon Crawlin Beast make you put yo shields up
Make you put yo shields up, put yo, put yo shields up!
Its that Dungeon Crawlin Beast make you put yo shields up
Make you put yo shields up, put yo, put yo shields up!
HELL YEAAA Make you put yo shields up, put yo, put yo shields up!
HELL YEAAA Make you put yo shields up, put yo, put yo shields up!

In the basement rollin dice, I’m a wizard
When we play we do it right, candles flicker
Fighting dragons in my mind, (in my mind) just for kicks (kicks)
DM says you’re gonna die, roll a D6

Roll a D6, roll a D6
HA ha ha ha ha DM says you’re gonna die, roll a D6

Roll a D6, roll a D6
HA ha ha ha ha DM says you’re gonna die, roll a D6

Vídeo original:

Entrevista com o criador da paródia: http://www.wizards.com/dnd/Article.aspx?x=dnd/4spot/20110509